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Post by Tyler Durden on Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:21 pm

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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Dovydas the Nerevarine on Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:08 pm

IC: Boom-lay, boom-lay, boom
One push is all you need


Those lyrics thundering into his mind through the earphones currently placed precariously balancing on the very edges of his, well, ear, into the classroom at the first day of High School ever in his damned life entered a quiet kid that just so happened to attract the attention of every girl in the room.

He'd already done that before actual school began, yesterday on the start-of-term celebration, during that seventy-five times accursed Evening Star the 1st when the school year begins again and poor kids from throughout the galaxy (or at least this sad planet) are forced into school again.

Boom-lay, boom-lay, boom
Fist first philosophy


Provoking a rather sudden grin from him was the smile of a goldenhaired elven girl sitting just before the teacher. Though he mentally frowned at the choice of seat, he sat down right by her.


"Hey, Maglod," she half-said, half-whistled to him as he laid his rucksack down on the floor, proceeding to take out a laptop. "Don't you ever leave that at home?"

"No."

"Well maybe you should," she whispered to him, half-smiling, as he proceeded to launch Darkheart IV: Revelations, a game she knew him well enough to know that he wouldn't manage to start playing before the teacher came in. "Dorian and Jolek ought to be here soon. The teacher ought to be there soon."

"Good, that's when I'll stop playing."

She facepalmed, before beginning to laugh, clearly and brightly. Maglod smiled.

"That's the Shiarra I've missed."
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:11 pm

IC: Dorian

Suddenly, a figure walked into the door, grabbing the attention of everyone in the room for the briefest of seconds before he nodded, and everybody turned as if nothing had happened. The boy turned, searching with his brilliant blue eyes, found the two friends, and grinned, walking towards them.

"I see you managed to tear him away from this," said Dorian, lightly tapping the back of the laptop, the ghost of a smirk echoing across his lightly tanned face.


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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:27 pm

IC: A pair of bright green eyes groggily opened as Jolek joined the land of the living with a yawn and a stretch. "Blugh, that's today, isn't it?" he mumbled, sitting up in his bed.

He glanced over at the clock. Gave a nervous grin.

"Aw, Dammit." he grumbled.

The fifteen year old burst into motion, hastily unwrapping himself from the sheets and throwing on a black, sleeveless shirt, and his dark trousers. Practically flying across the room, he put on grey socks and black sneakers. Once again moving with extreme urgency, he sped to the mirror, did what he could (little) with his hair, brushed his teeth and donned his gloves.

At the door, he slung the belt of his scabbard over his right shoulder, where it and his Longsword held steady. With that, he rushed out the door, and vaulted over the stairs, opting to skip breakfast. Grabbing his backpack, he put on the straps, and opened the door, with a called,

"I'MLEAVINGNOWBYEGUYSLOVEYA!" to his family as he sprinted out of the house and towards the school at top speed.

"Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit..."

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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Dovydas the Nerevarine on Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:46 pm

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Out on the frontline
Don't worry, I'll be fine
The story is just beginning


"Hey, Dorian," the half-elf said, ignoring Dorian's remark on the laptop. "Where's Jolek? Wait... stupid, stupid, stupid question... obvious answer... oh dammit."

I say goodbye to my weakness
So long to my regrets
And now I see the world through diamond eyes


He threw a rather disdainful glance at the door, and a rather nervous glance at the class clock, which was hanging on the wall. "The man's dead."


"True, that," Shiarra thought, glancing at her childhood friend and drawing slightly closer to him, all the while feeling the tension in the room rise as many girls there stared at her doing that, some more angrily than others.

Fortunately, their Teandilic language teacher entered, to her great relief.

"Hello class, and welcome to our school!"


We break our enemies with fear and
We've seen how the tears come around


Shiara turned at her friend, who wasn't too concerned with what the teacher was saying. It didn't matter, he had an anomalous ability to get good grades even when he didn't listen at all.

"... hope that our school will be suitable to your betterment..."


A man dies like a butterfly
Life burns from the touch of the reaper
All things must pass
One love is a crooked lie
The world lies in the hands of evil
We pray it would last


"Dammit, where the hell is Jolek?" muttered Maglod to himself as he 'listened' on.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:00 pm

IC: "Shit, I've got like a minute." Jolek growled breathlessly, as he ran through the school gate, speeding towards the front door. There's no way I'm gonna make it if I take the usual route.

Spying classroom windows nearby, he remembered the position of his first class.

"To hell with that then, It's shortcut time!" He said, veering off into the grass, now speeding straight for a pair of windows and the outer wall of what should be his classroom.

As his MP3 began to playVery fitting music, he launched upwards, using the first floor windowsill as a stepping stone, and stretching vertically, reaching for the next.

Be it luck, or sheer physical skill, his fingers found purchase as he hauled his upper body upwards, windowsill now in his abdomen as he looked in and saw some very familiar pointed ears and golden locks.

Reaching over to the pane of glass, knowing the bell was at most, fifteen seconds from ringing, he knocked on the window, making his presence known to Shiarra.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Dovydas the Nerevarine on Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:14 pm

IC: "What the---" Shiarra murmured as she saw Jolek behind the window. But the teacher was watching...

"Change seats with me," she asked Maglod.
He was about to nod when he gasped, involuntarily, at Jolek over there, behind the window. Another glance at Shiarra's expression later, he nodded curtly without the slightest mark of surprise on his face left.

And once he sat there, he lifted up the windowsill.

"Get in, you bastard," he half-said, half-hissed, half-laughed.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:18 pm

IC: "With pleasure!" Jolek said, slipping in through the hole.

He gave an amused grin to all three.

"Sorry I'm late," he said with a laugh, as he searched for an empty desk.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:39 pm

IC: Dorian

Dorian grinned and fistbumped Jolek.

"Good to see you, bro," he whispered to the figure seated beside him before the teacher turned to him.

"Is there something you'd like to share with the class, Mr. Shaddix?"

Dorian's grin never slid from his face.

"Only my boredom, sir, so I don't feel quite as alone," he said, and several people snickered.


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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Dovydas the Nerevarine on Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:46 pm

IC: Maglod waited. Just a few seconds while the teacher, ever ominously, approached Dorian, and, Maglod assumed with his ears plugged deaf by the music, screamed something at him.

And he we are
We're the princes of the universe
Where we belong
Fighting for survival
We've got to be the rulers of the world


And that was when he put three nails on the teacher's chair, nobody noticing him.
But Shiarra, of course.

"Must you do this?"


Maglod removed the earphones briefly.

"Sorry, what?"


"I said, must you do this?"

"Oh, come on Shiarra, he's messing with my friends. We can't let him do that."

Shiarra sighed. Dramatically.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Rising Moon on Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:49 pm

IC--Averran--

Av's face was stoic, legs outstretched, arm slung over the chair. Brown hair fell over his shades, and some girl kept sighing what she thought was romantically at the desk on his left. He swore, loudly, a mixture of cursing the obligation to wake up and the attention he didn't deserve but always followed him.

Some smartass on the other side of the room made some smartass comment about being late. Smartass. His fellow smartasses snickered. Smartasses.

"Smartasses." Some people on Av's side snickered. Smartasses.

Gonna be a long day.

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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:57 pm

IC: Dorian

Dorian turned and grinned. "What an outstanding vocabulary you possess, Shakespeare. Read me another stanza." This time, there were several open laughs, and a couple girlish sighs as Dorian tossed his hair cleanly over one eye, letting only a hint of violent bright blue shine through the copper-colored strands.


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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Rising Moon on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:03 pm

IC--Averran--

Av did the smartass the courtesy of turning his head in his direction. His hair flipped on the way, coming down gently just where he needed it to be. Magic came in handy. The girls on his territory sighed their own love stories. This wall full-out competition.

He shot Dorian an obnoxious tight-grinned smirk. "Shakespeare's my great-granddad's great-grandad's dad. Must be in the blood. His funtime gal was yours, I hear." A chuckling fit broke out among the class.

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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:08 pm

IC: Dorian

"I wouldn't know much about chicks with dicks, mate," said Dorian calmly, examining his fingernails for signs of dirt. "I'm pretty sure you have far more experience in that particular area of expertise."

There was a bark of laughter, several snickers and chuckles, and as Dorian moved to look at the punk, he saw a couple girls surrounding his opponent giggle and wave smittenly in his direction.

First blood.


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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Dovydas the Nerevarine on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:09 pm

IC: Maglod observed, now catching barely a few words inbetween the lyrics in the song that was playing, words that he did not bother to note, scattering in the air around Dorian, some dude he was apparently arguing with, and the teacher. One of them that he noted, however, was 'ENOUGH!'

Never opened myself this way
Life is ours we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters


A little bit later, the teacher moved away and toward his desk, Maglod getting the impression he was going to write an official complaint to Dorian's parents or to someone else of importance when he'd sit down.

But instead, when he sat down, he howled in pain, to provoke an explosion of laughter from the class.


Shiarra felt the unexplainable urge to draw closer to Maglod. The urge you get when you want to hide behind the nearest obstacle which can hide you away from someone who is utterly reprimanding you with their very gaze.
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Post by Rising Moon on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:16 pm

IC--Averran--

Av burst out into insincere laughter. "Mate, I done it more straight than your mother! I get it, though. Judging by how much you check yourself in the mirror you see a lot of gay. Easy to get confused." Howling laughter erupted, the teacher screaming something incoherent about respect or communism or something.

Av sank into his seat, quitting while he was ahead. To mark his territory he raised an eyebrow at the girl by Dorian, who promptly flooded in giggly laughter.

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Post by Tyler Durden on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:21 pm

IC: Dorian

Dorian laughed a little bit, shaking his head. "Judging by the way you're dressed, I'd say you strapped a bomb to a biker and then stitched his clothes back together. At least I can properly dress myself. Let me guess; you get a kid with Down Syndrome to do it for you?" This time, a laugh rivaling that the greatest comedians could ever have raised emerged from the mouths of the students, sans the girls who were so busy damn near orgasming at the sounds of Dorian's voice that they couldn't even bother laughing.


The teacher tried to scream something, but Dorian and the punk both pointed their finger at him the same time, finally finding some common ground.

"And you," Dorian said, "shut up."
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Post by Rising Moon on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:26 pm

IC--Averran--

Averran sunk into his seat. Dorian smiled the way assholes do when an ugly kid falls and spills his lunch on his cardigan, beaming expectantly at Av, who did not return the gesture. His focus was directed at his feet.

The girl he'd winked at was busy drooling over him. That was tonight's plans, then.

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Post by Tyler Durden on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:27 pm

IC: Dorian

Dorian caught the look and grinned.

"Sloppy seconds," he muttered loud enough to be heard, to the laughs of several, as he put his earphones in and started blaring some music.


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Post by Rising Moon on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:44 pm

IC--Averran--

The class droned on for a few, despite bouts of death stares during which Av expected the teacher to get the message and let the kids free. He'd missed the class lecture title at the entrance and wasn't sure if it was sex ed or British lit. His ears may have been deceiving them. He usually chose to ignore those anyways, so it worked out.

He ditched the class to head to the bathroom. The teacher dropped his jaw to protest his exit without permission, then decided it'd be better with his absence anyways. His words per minute rate sped up drastically to get as much lecture as possible in while God still blessed him.

A whirring deepened from the down the hall--he'd left the door open. The noise grew until the tornado of sound blasted over the lecture, an obscenity visible on his lips and inaudible to the ear.

The plaster wall caved in, obliterated by a monstrous Harley. Averran flicked his head in the direction of the chicks. "Yo, let's head out to the dorms tonight. I got drinks...er, juice, I mean, Mr. Parvatti." He revved up the engine.

A mocking grin etched across his face. "Dorian. I still a nope.?"

He tossed behind a still-burning cigarette as his broke down the front wall.

Mr. Parvatti could not locate his vocabulary.

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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:46 pm

IC: Dorian

Before Avveran could drive away, Dorian couldn't resist a last nudge in the punk's direction.

"Somebody's compensating for something!" Dorian yelled, to the laughs of the entire room, including, he noticed with a slight smirk, the girls he had invited back to his place.


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Post by Rising Moon on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:49 pm

IC--Averran--

He shouted over the blast of the engine. "Yeah, it's for your dick! I care enough about you to do your own compensating for you!"

Av headed out for the streets.

OOC--Couldn't resist. Razz

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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:52 pm

IC: Dorian

"Obviously, he's also lacking the brainpower to create a dignified response, too," Dorian said with a smirk, pressing play on his MP3 player. He winked at the girl that Av had been gunning for earlier, and she grinned, waving at him with a dreamy look in her eyes.

That would be a no, Dorian thought to himself, brushing his hair along one eyebrow. She'd trade me in the second someone says something with balls.


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Post by Jetstream Sam on Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:27 pm

IC: Jolek glanced up, now settled in his seat behind Shiarra and next to Dorian's.

Who appeared to be sending somebody off on his way, accompanied by a gaggle of fangirls nearly as large as Mag's.

Rolling his eyes and allowing himself a small chuckle, he shuffled through his list of songs, be fore settling on one he liked, and leaning back as the energetic boss music filled his ears.
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Post by Tyler Durden on Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:29 pm

IC: Dorian

Dorian did the same, playing some kind of 1990's rock melody that he recognized after a moment as a song by Blur.

He leaned back, tapping his foot lightly against the wood of the desk and listening to the music as he felt the eyes of the nearby female population staring at him.

He could hear the giggles through the music, and, holy shit, they wouldn't stop.

Whatever.


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