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The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:21 pm

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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:46 pm

IC: ...

Well, you yelled it, we all heard it, and that includes her as well.

I'll be making a tactical retreat now.


The two outside soon heard the all too familiar sound of a body smashing through glass.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Dovydas the Nerevarine on Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:50 pm

IC: Maglod threw an increasingly solemn glance at the classroom door. Serious. Lost in his thoughts. And just slightly curious. Then he responded to Dorian with another glare.

"Oh, come on. Stop mimicking a cheap Mexican telenovella, my grandma used to watch so many of them when I was little and at her house that I am truly and utterly sick of it by now. You spent too much time up in the moon and the stars, bro. You completely forgot teenage crushes are not as pure and as innocent as they are portrayed in the Three Musketeers, and not as stable or as longstanding either. Let me be very frank, just once in my lifetime, let me share some advice I can truly and utterly give without doubting it - you want her? Fight for her. Fortunately for you, I don't. You have no enemy to fight."
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:54 pm

IC: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

FLY YOU FOOLS! LEST THE FALLOUT OVERTAKE YOU!
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:57 pm

IC:

"Don't you?"

Dorian's voice was cold and contemptuous.


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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:59 pm

IC: STOP BEING RETARDS AND RUN, DAMMIT.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Dovydas the Nerevarine on Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:01 pm

IC: "No," Maglod said so convincingly no one could've accused him of lying, even a mindreader. Because, technically, he wasn't lying. He liked Em, sure; but, to be completely honest, he knew little of her. He hardly like liked her. "And if I did... does it matter? I have a history of not even bothering to get the girls I want. The one I did want I lost in an explosion that wiped away an entire school. Now, Dorian, stop being a drama queen and let's get out of here. I think Jolek was serious---"

OOC: yeah that's the cue for Em to burst in
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:13 pm

IC: MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS, LADS.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:17 pm

IC:

Alas, it was too late for the two young heartthrobs. The door swung open, kicked off one of its hinges and hanging futility away from its frame, as if trying to escape the succubus clawing her way out of it. Emily Hart came through the door, looking very much like a Spanish fighting bull.

"What is going on here?" she growled.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:20 pm

IC: A crack resounded through the air.

Moments later, a dart coated with sleeping poison whizzed through the room, passing just to Em's right before embedding itself in the wall.

SHAZBOT, I MISSED

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN GUYS.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Dovydas the Nerevarine on Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:21 pm

IC: Maglod had no idea how to respond whatsoever.

@#!*% , Jolek was right. So @#!*% right.

"Nothing much. We're talking, that's all," he, rather quietly, said.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:34 pm

IC:

Em's face softened some and she was about to open her mouth and reply when a dart whizzed inches away from her, embedding itself in the wall.

She walked over to it and dabbed her tongue at the edge.

"Sedative," she growled, resembling a lioness more than anyone Dorian and Mag had ever seen. "Highwind."
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:38 pm

IC: GOOD LUCK FINDING ME, I'M BEHIND SEVEN PROX-- BUILDINGS, FIELDS, AND OTHER ASSORTED OBSTCLES.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Chris Christie on Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:30 pm

IC

A voice rang out from the open classroom doorway.

"Uh -- guys? -- the teacher's waking up! What do I do? What do I--"

Kane's voice cut off. There was silence for a moment.

SMACK.

Thud.

Kane coughed. "Never mind."
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:32 pm

IC: Another Crack, dart passing this time to Em's Left.

COME AT ME SIS.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:50 pm

IC:

"Highwind," she growled again, catching the dart easily between two fingers. She ducked down beside a window and withdrew a dart rifle of her own from her bookbag.

"Here's lookin' at you, motherfucker," she whispered, firing a dart in the direction Jolek's fire had come from.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:04 pm

IC: Jolek was not stupid enough to stay in the same position after firing.

In reality, he was far from that spot, and running through some quick mental calculations.

"Now with the wind... there." he said, adjusting the barrel of the mortar launcher.

FIRE IN THE HOLE, YA CRAZY WHENCH. he mentillated, putting on his best Scottish accent whilst doing so.

He then began shelling the classroom with grenades containing sleeping gas, changing position each time before abandoning the mortar and adjusting it back to the grenade launcher it actually was, and proceeding to egress from the area.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:06 pm

IC:

Em dove through the window and landed cleanly on the ledge five feet below, smiling bitterly as she heard Dorian and Mag lose consciousness and hit the ground with two loud THUMPS!

"Sorry, sweetheart," she said, raising her dart rifle and looking through the scope. "Duty calls."
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:08 pm

IC: The soldier lay absolutely still, his ghillie suit allowing him to blend in nigh perfectly with the surrounding terrain, not daring to move a muscle once Ema dropped through the window.

And so he waited.

Just...

Staring.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:17 pm

IC:

Em walked around the balcony, moving behind a wall and bending down to take cover.

"Where are you, Jolek...?" she asked, scanning for him with her scope.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:19 pm

IC: NOT. A. MUSCLE. he repeated to himself in his head, a mantra of sheer discipline.

He'd done this for three days straight in Tendrovia. Why was it so hard now?

Must be some sort of subconcious fear aura.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:23 pm

IC:

Em grinned and fired off a dart randomly, aiming to scare Jolek into movement. Little did she know that she had fired it within centimeters of Jolek, so close that he could feel the breeze skim across his neck as the dart flew by.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:26 pm

IC: ABSOLUTELY STILL. MOVE NOW AND IT'S ALL OVER.

WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO TELL MYSELF THIS?

Jolek had melted into the scenery, and panned on staying that way
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:28 pm

IC:

"I know you're out there, Jolek!" she yelled, her high voice cutting across the cold autumn air. "I can smell your fear from over here!"
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Jetstream Sam on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:32 pm

IC: Half tempted to mentillate "bullshit," Jolek nonetheless remained silent.

If she couldn't even know if he heard her, that was one less clue to his position.
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Re: The Absolutely Fantastic Fight Club

Post by Tyler Durden on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:38 pm

IC:

Em turned her rifle slightly and fired off another dart, this one skimming centimeters over the top of Jolek's head.

"It's only a matter of time!" she yelled.
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