TAFFC: Que Sera Sera

by **Tyler Durden** Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:37 pm

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IC:

"Ugh...oh, motherfucker. Owwwwwww."

Dorian Shaddix's brilliant blue eyes opened up and adjusted lazily to the still-fuzzy landscape around him; sterilized, white and cold, where he could almost see every breath escape him in a mist, it took him all of about five seconds to realize he was laid up in the nurse's office. With a groan he ran his hand over his head and cheek, where the final stages of a bruise dotted his perfect, tanned face. With another groan he sat up enough so that he could feel his phone poke irritably into his pocket, and he pulled it out to see there were eight new messages on his phone. The date and time in particular struck him as odd: it was day two of junior year. But...hadn't the school blown up at the end of day one, junior year?

He took the time to rifle through the messages, and it was plainly obvious who they were from and what gender they were: that teacher has a lot of nerve punching you like that, dearest! and I'll have his throat cut for you by Friday. We'll be together soon my love <3, and, in one case, Hope you're doing good. Now wake up, bastard. I need someone to cheat off of in Alchemy. -Mag

Had it all been a dream?

Damn. That was some Inception level shit.

by **Jetstream Sam** Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:24 am

IC: DOR GET ME OUT OF HERE I GOT LOST

JOL "COMPASSROSE" HIGHWIND EVERYBODY

AND HEY FUCK YOU TOO SISTER

Oh

Oh the Death Star

The Death Star

Beating

Goku

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT'S CUTE

by **Tyler Durden** Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:25 am

IC:

Des looked at Rebekah and blushed.

IC:

YOU got lost?

Bruh, this isn't New Girl #2! Where am I?

by **The Snarkily Glorious** Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:29 am

IC:

You make a valid point.

But the laws of your anime physics states one important fact.

Chromatic superiority.

Violet is power.

Kindly vacate the premises.

Now.

>Limit Beak<

*****

"Something wrong?"

by **Tyler Durden** Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:31 am

IC:

"Not at all."

Des tightened her arm and smiled at Bekah.

"So I hope you like cheesy monster movies, because that's 90% of what Dad sends me. The other ten is...actual monsters. But don't mention that around Jol. Bad memories."

by **The Snarkily Glorious** Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:36 am

IC:

"I love monster movies. They are often unintentional comedy."

by **Tyler Durden** Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:39 am

IC:

Des beamed wider.

"Okay, cool. So my last class of the day is PE...think you could make me do twenty push-ups and twenty sit-ups and then we can go back to my place at 1:30?"

by **Jetstream Sam** Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:40 am

IC: Des and Bekah apparently already have one of these.

I apparently stumbled in. Now I'm stuck with our favorite eldritch Demigoddess and some chick who thinks the Death Star can take out Goku past the Androids Arc.

And how do you think I'd be in a Hivemind with Liara? I STILL don't understand these things, for the longest time I figured it was just us being tight enough to accurately guess what the other'd say to what we were thinking or something.

But no apparently this is a Psychic Tinychat that just tells my magical immunity to go fuck itself.

Oh, Chromatic superiority?

Please. You're going to LOVE this.

What you're seeing now is my normal state...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s2Ksz7rpck

Jol don't

This is a Super Saiyan.

Jol I swear to Kanye-sama

by **The Snarkily Glorious** Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:45 am

IC:

"I'm sorry just a moment."

****

TAFFC: Que Sera Sera - Page 19 Giphy

I'm just saiyan

Kindly insert it sideways up your rectum.

****

"Yes, I can do that easy. Pushups and situps are, as I believe you say, a piece of cake."

by **Tyler Durden** Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:47 am

IC:

Her name's Liara. Fucking perfect, that'll narrow it down. Thanks Jol.

*POP*

IC:

"That is exactly what I say."

by **The Snarkily Glorious** Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:50 am

IC:

"Just a set of twenty of each, correct? I can have you done with that in five minutes. My teacher required thrice that for warmups."

by **Jetstream Sam** Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:52 am

IC: And THIS

THIS is what is known as a Super Saiyan who has ascended past a Super Saiyan.

Or, You could just call this a Super Saiyan Two.

...

Wait, WAIT.

DUaAAAh! Dor, you left me stuck in here!

by **Tyler Durden** Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:55 am

IC:

Jol, I have enough grasp of Aramaic to turn you into a goblin for the rest of the day. Get out of the Hivemind. You're ruining my time with Bekah.

IC:

Lia-raaaaaaaaah

by **The Snarkily Glorious** Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:57 am

IC:

Can we just nuke this one from orbit and make a new one.

IC:

W̸̲̳͔͔̜͇̼̭h̴͚̪͉̱͟à̞͇t̳͎̪͖̜̱͟?͏̯̕ͅ

by **Tyler Durden** Sat Jan 31, 2015 2:01 am

IC:

Ha! Hold that thought.

*POP*

AYY JOL I--

Dor's eyes went suddenly vacant, as inside his head Des was beginning the delicate process of setting his cerebrum on fire.

by **Jetstream Sam** Sat Jan 31, 2015 2:04 am

IC: Look, I already told you I don't know how! I don't even know how I got here!

Okay, I'll give something a shot, if I'm Goku...

I raised my first two fingers to my forehead.

Then let's try some Instant Transmission!

fffvp

"Okay you know what? As soon as I get out of there I'm not going back. I can't wrap my head around it." he muttered lowly.

by **The Snarkily Glorious** Sat Jan 31, 2015 2:12 am

IC:

"So, I needed to bring some clothes, right? That was all I needed to bring for the sleepover?" Rebekah asked conversationally, as if nothing had ever occurred in the Hivemind.

by **Tyler Durden** Sat Jan 31, 2015 9:27 am

IC:

"Just some sweatpants and yourself," Des confirmed with a smile, putting the hand looped around Rebekah's arm in her pocket. "Don't bring a sleeping bag, and don't even entertain the idea that you're being relegated to the couch. I've got everything covered."

by **The Snarkily Glorious** Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:13 pm

IC:

"I can do this. Well, let's confront the non-athletic 'gym teacher', get through those exercises, and then we can break out of the asylum."

Rebekah broke into a brisk walking pace, keeping her arm looped through Desde's as she did, and carefully altering her pace when necessary to maximize speed without leaving her behind.

by **Tyler Durden** Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:27 pm

IC:

Des smiled and followed suit.

by **The Snarkily Glorious** Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:22 pm

IC:

"So, would you be amenable to walking me to your house? I have not the faintest idea how to get there."

by **Tyler Durden** Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:33 pm

IC:

"I would love to," Desdemona promised, putting her other hand in the pocket of her pullover and smiling. "I'll show you all the sights."

by **The Snarkily Glorious** Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:36 pm

IC:

"Thank you. I figured out how to get from home to school and to the local food court, but that is the current extent of my navigational ability."

by **Tyler Durden** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:21 pm

IC:

"No fear, dear. I know this town like the back of my grimoire."

by **The Snarkily Glorious** Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:09 pm

IC:

"Your what?"

by **Tyler Durden** Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:15 pm

IC:

"Spellbook," she explained with a bashful grin.

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